A Normal Sofa
In ancient Nordic folk tales, a Weresofa is a half-human (were), half-sofa (sofa) creature that, during a full moon, becomes a full sofa. It does not move and may be sat upon until the end of the moon phase. Sounds kind of cool and scary at the same time, right?
This is, however, A Normal Sofa. It’s not particularly scary, it’s not very interesting, but it sure as heck is comfy and can be sat upon at any time, any day of the week. It might just be exactly what we need. Remember to keep the crumb cracks* clean and to keep remotes, snacks and drinks at a safe couching distance**, and everything will work out just fine. You’ll see.
* The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.
** The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.
